The Boots “Oh no, you’re not!” Left Foot screams as I look at the pair of boots with disdain apprehension. “You are definitely not going to wear that,” agrees Right Foot. But what can I do? I arrived in Barcelona totally unprepared for the cold. The weather guides all over cyberspace agreed that it wasn’t…
“There’s a very attractive girl in the second row, dark and dusky. We’ll maybe put out a wee word out for her. She’s very attractive looking. Nice, very nice, very slim. The heat’s getting to me.” These remarks marked the end of Scottish lawmaker Frank McAveety’s post as convener of Holyrood’s Public Petitions Committee. Apparently, the…